TV
The most important thing we've learnedAs far as children are concerned
Is never, never let
Them near your TV set!
Or better still just don't install
That idiotic thing at all!
In almost every house we've been
We've seen them gaping at the screen -
They loll and slop and lounge about
They stare until their eyes pop out!
Last week in someone's house we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor!
Oh yes, we know it keep them still
They don't jump out of the window sill
And was the dishes in the sink
But, did you ever stop to think,
To wonder just exactly what
This does to your beloved lot?
It kills imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind the mind!
His brains becomes as soft as cheese
His mind begins to rust and freeze!
It leaves your child so dumb and blind
He no longer understands:
He only sees!
"Oh yes", you cry; "Oh, yes", you say!
"But if we take the sets away,
What shall we do to entertain
Our loved children please explain!"
I'll answer this by asking you:
What did the loved to do?
How used the keep themselves contented
Before this monster was invented -
Have you forgotten,
Don't you know!
I'll tell you loud and slow -
They used to read
They'd read, and read
And the proceed, to read some more!
The nursery shelf was cluttered with books -
The nursery shelf held books galore!
Books covered up the nursery floor,
And in the bedroom by the bed...
More books waiting to be read!
Oh what lovely tales they used to know
These children living long ago!
So please I beg I pray:
Go through your TV sets away!
And in its place you could install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall
And the proceed to fill it up with books
Ignoring all the angry looks
And children hitting you with sticks!
Fear not, because I promise you
That in about a week or two
Of having nothing better to do
They'll slowly begin to feel the need
Of having something good to read.
And once the start , oh boy, oh boy -
You'll watch the slowly joy -
They'll grow so keen!
They'll wonder what they'd ever seen
In that ugly television screen -
In that foul, nauseating, repulsive television screen!
Then each and every kid will come to you
And thank you more for what you did.